Order of the Mystics #213 in last holy wars

Our core group of 25 have been playing together on the phone app "Uprising: St. Louis" for months/ years, so we've built a substantial and significant fellowship marked by mutual trust, respect, support, loyalty, and teamwork. We communicate round-the-clock on the app groupme, where you the only rule is expect the unexpected, cuz you're gonna see or hear just about anything in our chat.

That said, we're about 50/50 men & women. Our ladies are smart and sexy, our men are... well, they're men. You know what they're like. Our whole group is slightly silly, often raunchy and almost always irreverent. We are nearly all active traders, followers of multiple forums, and constant builders, with the goal of cleaning up in holy wars and events. And that's where you come in...

You are a fun-loving smart ass who has several hours of free time daily and knows how to waste er... use it. You have prior holy war experience and look forward to working with an organized, motivated team that knows how to kick ass. You have an attack or defense deck that you've worked damn hard to build, and while you're proud of what you've got, you're nowhere near satisfied and already know what "your next big project" is. You expect to burn through hp during holy wars, but know how to maximize the point potential so you get your money's worth. You have built card(s) specifically for
wars.

Reply here, to order leader (crazyassnola) or to me (ign is same as user name)

We've added a few wise asses since this add first went to print, but maybe, just maybe... we might be able to squeeze you in too.